Thursday, September 01, 2005
I am Sofa King Sorry
Just checking in to let you know that I'm still alive. Been really busy lately. Too busy to post to the blog? Well, I dunno, It's just that writing does not come naturally to me so I can't just stop by and poop out three or four paragraphs. I struggle with each and every word. So, there you go. I would love to stop by more and ramble for ten minutes or so but alas, it is not me. I'll make an effort to come back every few days and appologize for not being here more often. I promise.
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I *could* go back to my blog, and come up with links to ALL the crap you gave me about not posting more often. I *could* rub it in your face and say "I told you so! I told you so!" I *could* mention that you don't even have to maintain your own website, so writing should be that much easier (blogspot, indeed).
Yes, I *could* do all those things, but I won't.
Instead, I'll give you a topic, and you can expound on it at length.
Your Topic:
"Janis has nice sweater meat."
Discuss.
Yes, I *could* do all those things, but I won't.
Instead, I'll give you a topic, and you can expound on it at length.
Your Topic:
"Janis has nice sweater meat."
Discuss.
# posted by 
: 8:53 AM
: 8:53 AM
The topic is not really open to discussion. I mean her chesticles are beyond reproach. I suppose the only thing you could say is that they might perhaps be too large. To this I say piss posh, tish tosh. What ever the hell that means. Those hindenburgs are just perfect. A better set of wonder twins does not exist. I have another 30 or 40 discriptive words for boobs. Here are a few:
Babaloos
Boy Bait
Chachabingos
Charlie's Angels
Dagmars
Eisenhowers
Flesh Melons
Front Porch
Gazongas
The Gland Canyon
Golden Bozos
Grand Tetons
Headlights
Hug Bumps
K-12 & Everest
Laurel and Hardy
Lip Fodder
Magnificent Pontoons of Love
Mammalian Protruberances
Mammary Lane
Mickey and Minnie
Nenes
Oppenheimers
Pirate's Dream
Pointer Sisters
Rotundas Grandes
Running Lights
Sigfried And Roy
Smith and Wesson
Squaw Valley
Sultanas
Tatas
Tig Ol' Bitties
Two Puppies in a Burlap Bag
I could go on and on but the end of the alphabit grows near, and I grow weary of cutting and pasting.
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Babaloos
Boy Bait
Chachabingos
Charlie's Angels
Dagmars
Eisenhowers
Flesh Melons
Front Porch
Gazongas
The Gland Canyon
Golden Bozos
Grand Tetons
Headlights
Hug Bumps
K-12 & Everest
Laurel and Hardy
Lip Fodder
Magnificent Pontoons of Love
Mammalian Protruberances
Mammary Lane
Mickey and Minnie
Nenes
Oppenheimers
Pirate's Dream
Pointer Sisters
Rotundas Grandes
Running Lights
Sigfried And Roy
Smith and Wesson
Squaw Valley
Sultanas
Tatas
Tig Ol' Bitties
Two Puppies in a Burlap Bag
I could go on and on but the end of the alphabit grows near, and I grow weary of cutting and pasting.
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